Packing for a camper sounds simple until you try to fit daily life into cupboards that open during roundabouts. The dream is a warm, tidy little den on wheels, with blankets folded, coffee within reach, and fairy lights doing their best work at dusk. The reality can still be lovely, but it needs a plan. Not a military-level plan. Just enough thought to stop the van becoming a rolling cupboard of regret. This is an honest practical guide to what worked, what failed, and what I